Monday 13 October 2014

Dress Like A Tramp

Dressing like a tramp can get a lot of attention, but it's usually not the type of attention most women want. Looking cheap and tawdry takes a lot of work, and it's a look not everyone will appreciate. But if looking like a tramp is your cup of tea, just follow these simple steps.


Instructions


1. Bleach your hair out so it's as blonde as you can get it. Tease it up big and poufy like Dolly Parton's or Pamela Anderson's mane.


2. Invest in a good push-up bra. Cleavage is a must if you're going to dress like a tramp. You may also want to wear a colored bra, such as red, blue or black under a white shirt so it'll show through. And don't forget to wear either a thong or no panties at all. Many tramps go commando, like Brittney Spears.


3. Cinch your clothing tight. The tighter the better. Showing off your curves is a good way to ensure you looking like a Lolita.


4. Apply long, black false eyelashes over your dark shadow-covered lids. And don't forget to slather some hot red lipstick over your pouty lips.


5. Show a little leg. Short skirts or skirts with slits are a sure way to get those gams noticed. You might even try fishnet stockings or a short skirt with a garter belt and lace-topped stockings.


6. Slip your feet into some bright red stiletto heels. Wearing high heels will also help you walk with a trampy wiggle. Top it off with some big, sparkling, dangling earrings.

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